thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
ttyl tear gas
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
