i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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