Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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