So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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