I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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