Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're so nebulous sometimes
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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