If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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