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• (925): View more from California

  Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart

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• (813): View more from Florida

  He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.

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• (619): View more from California

  You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...

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  how don't worse things happen to you?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits

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