We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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