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• (312): View more from Illinois

  i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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• (917): View more from New York City

  He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?

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• (845): View more from New York

  Did you bedazzle the elevator?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all

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• (310): View more from California

  I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.

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• (805): View more from California

  On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...

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• (310): View more from California

  I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?

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