When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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