another moral hangover. fuck.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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