He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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