I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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