Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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