Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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