My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
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