so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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