Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
do herpes really smell.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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