my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you will always have a special place in my vag
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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