This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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