i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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