He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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