Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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