There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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