if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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