Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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