that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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