omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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