North Korea, Best Korea!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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