Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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