you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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