are you still at the devil's house?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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