Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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