Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Ketchup is God's man juice
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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