Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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