ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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