I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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