Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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