I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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