are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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