I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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