We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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