I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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