some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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