Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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