Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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