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(818): View more from California

Jake died.

(310): View more from California

WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

(818): View more from California

Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(512): View more from Texas

remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

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(425): View more from Washington

Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car

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Good for her for committing to the costume

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