Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dicks are not precious.
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