How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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