I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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