your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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