I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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