Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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