Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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