You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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