I wannas sexs uuuuu
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
vagina is talking i cant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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