At least make sure they are 18
Why
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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